Shaving her
So, I got home early from work yesterday and caught the neighbour's 20 year son in my home alone with my wife.
She was butt naked, the black bristles of her love triangle, wafting gently in the light breeze blown by the electric fan. Tom has the look of a madman as he poised near Jen ready to pounce. He clutched shaving gel and a Gilette razor.
"Hi Hon!" Jen shot casually.
" Tom kindly came on from raking leaves in the backyard to help me clean up some bush 'down there'"
At that point I didn't know if to punch the little perv in the face, or tip him ten bucks to helping her. Am I missing something here?
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